So the police are gearing up to monitor any threats to Benny's visit in September. Story here. I was thinking of a few things that I could arrange.
How about a few of us taking a slow drive down the M6 when he is in Coventry?
Or we could buy a job lot of shop mannequins like these 9-11 year olds and wander round town with them dressed as chiorboys.
We could get dressed up in the full bishop regalia, although the staff may be construed as an offensive weapon, or we could all be pope benny look-alikes for the day. I think dressing as hitler youth may be a bit in bad taste. What about being a Swiss Guard for the day?
As the main threat appears to be perceived as coming from Islam, perhaps we should dress up in flowing robes and burkas and mingle with the crowds. We could keep our usual clothes in a backpack for easy access.
Anyone got any other ideas? I will drop the police a line just to check that we aren't doing anything illegal, after all it is 'me old mucker' Meredydd, speed king extrordinaire, who is running the show.
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Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.
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